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Chris:

UPDATE 18th February - 9:59PM: Well if you weren't so disgusted by the fact that the comic isn't up when I said it would be, then you'd be reading this I suppose. So the comic didn't get done. I went to see a movie and then had my first Tai Chi lesson. For a low impact 'art', my ankles are bloody killing me. Oh well. Speaking of death, the second review for the week is up! Dance!

Tuesday: Review (game): Death Rally by Chris

UPDATE *Day Unknown*- About 2PM(ish): Gnnnh... what the hell? I wake up, and have to put my computer back together. I... think I was at Mark's over the weekend. Just got up. Uhh... so I'm going to spend the rest of the day pulling info out of the old pages, so that Trav can then insert it in the new script or something. So... I'll just put up a review I did: weighted completely by the amount of search hits we had for it. Now I need to find more Coke before I pass out from lack of caffeine. That, or chew some coffee. Bloody 3AM nights. Uhh... tomorrow I'll put up the comic. Mark lacks a scanner.

Monday: Review (game): Sentimental Shooting by James- I mean me. Me being Chris.

UPDATE 14th February - 9:15PM: Happy Valentine's Day! Uhh... heh... sorry darling: I suppose an apology won't make up for the lack of lavish gifts kitten, but you'd probably return them and get some kind of merchandise *shrug* Hope you all didn't cut all those roses for no return, but if so: better luck next year. Mark once more screwed us over with a lack of review, and the comic isn't done for tomorrow yet, so hopefully I'll upload both tomorrow. Welp, better sit back and wait for the festivities tonight. Ciao.

UPDATE 13th February - 7:12PM: Heh... well James unwittingly gave me a comic. I was lazy and couldn't wait anymore. Welp: a real one will be around on Friday. But RL stuff works (sometimes).

UPDATE 13th February - 5:56PM: OK. I'm sitting here, and Mark is yet to get back to me with the review I was supposed to put up today. It's a mystery to me why he didn't ICQ me the accursed thing after he was done, but who am I to question the workings of his murky mind? I'll be hanging out waiting, and may have to put up a review I had prepped for next bloody week. Wouldn't you know it? As soon as I get on top of everything, someone else fails me.

UPDATE 12th February - 8:37PM: To sit back, and slowly sip a glass of Port while letting everything else race by after a good day's work. Of course the word work is relative. Well Wednesday is done, and two more days to go to then we'll have finally updated each day for a working week. Damn that feels good. Oh well: back to the Port.

Friday: Comic #38: Happy Birthday and Review (webcomic): Errant Story by Mark
Wednesday: Comic #37: "James is KING!" by Chris and James
Tuesday: Review (game): Jagged Alliance by Chris
Monday: Review (game): Secret of Mana 2 by Chris

Ugh... too much Melee. Christ Nintendo: Mealy?! It's French. You know... French? Hire announcers that can speak.

Chris:

As for a little bit of jibber jabber...

Once again: don't get DOA3. It's excessively blowful. Other than the whole Tag Team VS Shite, the game is more samey than most, and is marketed towards Mr. Lowest Common Denominator.

Homestarrunner.com, which a lot of you already probably know about, is well worth a look. Most Flash is Trash, but This Trash is Fash. I strongly suggest the Strong Bad E-Mails. ARROWED!

Which leads me onto Age of Mythology. All I can say is clone. Clone clone clone clone clone. Sure, you can send a pack of Fenrir wolves to devour your enemies, but it's pretty much the same as AOE2. Although a few better features and prettier. Certainly get it over it's 'next of kin'.

Dead Last is worth a watch, even though it only airs at 1am, and only once a week (I can never remember what day it is, and lack a TV guide).

Don't eat party pies; fresh from the oven.

When you run out of cups, pouring drink into your empty Coke can is preferrable to picking up some form of herpes from a mystery glass.

A GameCube with my hat on it apparently has more personality than I do.

Sleeping on a floor that is rarely vacuumed is bad for the health of people that has childhood asthma.

Finally, don't get on the bad side of those Unluck Faeries. Being devoid of luck sucks.

Oh: and as for the last webcomic, let's just say the last thing I wanted to hear was suggestions of other and better Aussie webcomic artists to 'profile'. Besides: none of them are as God damn GORGEOUS as I am. Heh... you know it's true guys