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Chris:

Hello peoples. I am the talking to you being. Mark is overladen with sugar, and laughing at the jokes of smutty I'm creating.

Well... it's either that, or the childrens' television we're watching.

Here's a little tale brought to you by boredom. About ten minutes ago, I was paralyzed with horrific memories of my childhood. It came in the avatar of Healthy Harold, a large, antropomorphic giraffe concerned about our, get this, health.
AARGH! IT JUST HAPPENED AGAIN!
And of course, Mark's cackling like a witch from Macbeth.
Healthy Harold was the government's spokesperson to the children of the 80's. From memory, he was housed in some form of "Childrens Health Education" centres smattered around NSW. He explained that smoking, and drugging, and running with knives is bad for you. Everything from substance abuse to... well mostly just substance abuse. I think there was sexual abuse too, but this was a good many years ago. For that reason of course, I thought I saw the last of him when I left primary school. Like most things from the 80's.
But he's back. In a series of commercials explaining the ills of smoking and drinking and the like. I don't see how he will reach today's children though.
He's an antiquated fossil that the children of today probably will fail to understand. Like Humphrey B. Bear and that weird puppet from "In the Box." Hopefully this ad campaign will be axed faster than any commercial where a woman is portrayed as an idiot. But that my friends, is another story.

Other than that, not much to say. Earth Defender Mao-Chan is still subversive, and I can't remember the other two anime that screened last night. One has werewolves, and one a witch-hunting Nun, that looks pretty much just Gothic. And has handlebar hair. I believe I told Trav she just makes you want to plant your knee in her back, and ride to town on her. Like the Flying Nun... only roadworthy. Mark just accused me that it sounded suss, and towards the realms of buttsex. I believe you're all intelligent enough to understand otherwise. Or not, what do I know?

Mark:

Shove it brother
Just keep walking

Yeeeess, Healthy Harold. The ads are funny because they are so very crap. The voice of Healthy Harold is so stupid sounding. And I have been eating wafers, and too much chocolate custard with sprinkles on top. I'm hopped up on sugary death-thing. DEATH THING! BWEEEEEEEEEWOBWOBWOBWOB! Wob.

You know, I think I'll have yet more chocolate custard. But not before I have a laugh about the childrens television. And Chris wanting to buttsex Witch-Hunter Robin. Damn, but that Children's television is funny.

Ah, M*A*S*H is on. Lets go watch that. Heh. Hawkeye got hurt.

Wob.

Chris:

Well Mark's a doody head. With a head made of pie.

Mark:

Yeah, well Chris has a face that is stupid. Like monkeys are stupid.

Chris:

At least I didn't spend twenty minutes thinking of a retort!

Mark:

Thats because my head is made of pie. Duh.

Chris:

No-o! Thats! Now the children can never dance again.