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"prestidigitation"

Mark:

Kevin the Koala of DOOM!!! seemed to go down well. I think he will make more appearances. Maybe even his own entry on the characters page.

Anyway, I discovered about a week ago that the creator of Pentasmal, Aaron Farber, has a new webcomic. Men in Hats. Go there, and read this wonderful stuff, or else I am sure he will throw scorpions onto your face.

In other news, I have been listening to Dark Side of the Moon again, in all its tripped out glory. Pink Floyd really does rule. I keep meaning to try watching The Wizard of Oz at the same time, to test out the weird synchronicity. I'll get around to it some day.

The recent Exploitation Now ending didn't seem very satisfying. Oh well. I guess Poe just wanted to get it over with.

Looking over last month's search strings, I notice that someone found this site by searching for "young norwegian girl sex". To you sir, I say, "Congratulations on finding the finest repository of young Norwegian girl sex on the Internet. However, you must be of legal age to view pornography in your country. If you are, please click here. If you are not of legal age to view pornography, click there anyway. Just giving the readers what they want, Chris...

Other search strings included "Famous Soccer Riots", "unbroken circle of Zerthimon", and the ever-present "Muppets Wallpaper". Chris means to get around to doing one, one of these days. It will probably include the maiming of Kermit.

"meaningless ditties"

Chris:

*hums California Dreaming* I have a few things to say... Other than I let Mark have the top space for once. He's actually ranting (kinda).

Firstly - I apologize. Last month was the first attempts of advertising the website, and even though it was very successful, (Over 12,000 hits, which isn't bad for the site asofar), the relatively lax effort at keeping the site flowing hasn't really seemed to yield any new readers. We'll try not to mess up like that in the future. In any event, I'd like to yet again thank Connell, Ian and Matt and Simon. At least it went to show that people will actually read this stuff we make.

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Thirdly, I'd like to reinstate my distaste at my current efforts. If it has not been said before, at least someone will quote me when I say "You know when a webcomic is dragging it's knuckles when MegaTokyo has more Dead Piro Days in existance than the afformentioned has in comics." Sure, they'll word it better, but what can you do? I promise that it will NEVER happen again, as I'm starting to get ahead of schedule for once.

Lastly I'd like to repeat my distaste for manual labour. I think I said something about telling you what's going on... well as it stands, I'm working at the Royal Adelaide Agricultural and Horticultural Show, affectionately known as the Royal Adelaide Show. It's one of those annual dealies with rides and showbags and exhibitions and the like. The kind of event every kid that's worth that title goes to year after year. That, and those of every ilk. In any event, I'm a casual working as a ride assistant for eight of the nine days of the show. Lucky me, as seen above, got to be the ride assistant for the Carousel. Toting kids around and walking and standing non-stop for 9 hours a day isn't my kind of job. It also leads to injury. I've currently got my right and left feet elevated after the Carousel managed to wrap itself around my shins and drag me for half a revolution. Other than sprains up the ying-yang, and bruising, and flesh being rended from my right leg, I'm OK. Nothing severe.

Well - I'd better get a hop-along: pardon the pun. *gets back to humming*


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