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"enjoyment factor; zero point one"

Chris:

ADDENDUM: Dum dee dum. Hmm? What, you think I always have something to say in these addendums? Yeah... maybe if I was Nigel Bates.

Let me begin by saying I'm actually enjoying drawing these strips now, as opposed to the amount of hate that went into creating those rendered monstrocities. And it'll reflect in the art - not as you would think, in the script.

Just a brief announcement that very soon a links page will be added to the site - showcasing some links to other webcomics deemed palletable by either Mark or myself. Look out for it, and make sure you use it as a portal more than once. The more press we get, the better we can supply to all you wonderful people. Right?

You should also note that the former storyline arc has been cut off by the ankles and discarded into the winds. It would have been OK if the comic was a daily, but it just wasn't cutting it for a bi-weekly. Don't worry. You didn't miss much.

Other than that I've had a little thought about a small competition we may hold here after our current 'E3 Australia' arc, with the change of getting your own rant up on the webpage in place of mine. So if you want to regail us with praise, abuse us mindlessly (to a certain degree), or just see to it that I have one less rant to hurt your eyes you may think of entering. Details will follow the end of the arc if we so decide to go ahead; so stay tuned!

Sorry Mark; if the script is a little off, just tell me and I'll edit it.

"many lamingtons + many doughnuts = overload"

Mark:

While collaborating on a crackpot get-rich-quick scheme, you want to keep your mind functioning at its peak. Thus, you eat good balanced and filling meals for days in advance. Then, on the day in question, you stock up on stimulants such as sugar rich foods, and Coca-Cola. But don't make the mistake I made. I bought enough for three people. But unfortunately, one of my co-conspirators is a skinny bastard what doesn't eat much, and the other is the sort that eats piles of savoury food in preference to sugary stuff. So, I chewed my way through the bulk of four large lamingtons, 18 doughnuts, and a packet of chocolate and marshmallow biscuits. I still feel fat, a day later. If my gut was not by now desensitized through years of abuse, I think I would have thrown up. But as it is, I merely spent the bus ride home thinking about how much of a damn glutton I am, and wishing I hade 2 litres of quality Streets Blue Ribbon low-fat Icecream to top it off with. And no, they didn't pay me, but I damn well wish they would. IN ICECREAM!


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